FIFAteer Creed

This is my controller. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My controller is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my controller is useless. Without my controller, I am useless.

My controller and I know that what counts in FIFA is not the shots on target, the possesion, nor the fouls we concede. We know that it is the goals that count.

My controller is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. We will become part of each other.

My controller and I are the defenders of my honor. We are the masters of our opponents.

So be it, until victory is ours and there are no more opponents remaining, only my controller and I!